In times where Billy Cranberry will be going on with his technobabble, Kimberly will always interrupt with a "huh," "what?" or "Durr." Her strengths come in her flexibility (not counting her "times" with Jason) and advanced bow weaponry in battle. Kimberly Heart, the heart-throb of pre-adolescent boys, was the blonde of the Power Rangers group. PTHINKERER! Kimberly Fart "Kimberly, graceful and cute. Jason was replaced as leader by Tommy Oliver after losing a bet at the Angel Grove Race Track, moving to number two spot, gladly giving up his job as the Command Center babysitter.įamous Line: "José Canseco don't get fucked by no crab!"
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Jason considered this chore to be tedious due to Alpha running on a Windows 3.1 system.
On various occasions, Jason would have to homesit Alpha while Zordon was out of his tube coordinating Pizza Hut deliveries from his local call center in a secret room in the Command Center. Throughout his journeys in Power Rangers, he assisted in defeating numerous enemies and preventing Rita's attempts at destroying the Pizza Hut franchise, mainly the one owned by his Italian parents. Assigned as the Red Ranger due to his impressive Tomato Sauce au Naturél recipe by Zordon, he also received the leading Zord, the Tyrannosaurus-X. Jason, known as José Canseco to his military buddies, was the initial leader of the Power Rangers group. I'm José Canseco, Bitch! Jason aka José Canseco "Jason, bold and stunning. With their new-found powers, the teenagers, the Power Rangers, battle Rita's monsters while keeping their identity secret and humiliating their local bullies through means that distract parents from the violence in the episodes. Alpha gets the teenagers, the cannoli, but doesn't have legal age ID to get the magazine. The Pizza Hut manager who originally canned Rita, Zordon, now stuck in a transdimensional tube without a body, asks his robotic assistant, Alpha, to gather 5 teenagers with attitude, a cannoli, and an issue of Hustler. The fate of the astronauts and the revived Apollo is unknown due to a lack of mentioning of the United States government and its actions against Rita during the whole series. Although going completely against Houston's orders, they opened the dumpster to reveal Rita Repulsa and her fellow Pizza Hut employees. Upon arriving on the Moon, Apollo 23 discovered that the moon had an Earth-like sky and contained a disposed Pizza Hut dumpster. In 1992, NASA decided to demothball an Apollo spacecraft to purely de-mythify the Moon Landing Hoax. " AAAAA! At last! No more "13+" ratings!"